Shoes

For some peculiar reason I have become a compulsive shoe shopper, buying two pairs in as many weeks. As someone who is still wearing shoes he wore at school (they're nice and comfy now the leather is soft), this is a significant change. I've even gone so far as to buy a pair of brown shoes. These will match my brown jacket and jeans in order to form some sort of heinous colour-coordinated fashion statement.

Blimey.

Rumours that I shall be dying the hair brown tomorrow are as yet unconfirmed.